honesty is the best fallacy...

18 January 2004

is honesty really the best policy....

like when i say butterfinger's "cuai " sounds like a malayBand trying to be keane or other UK based bands who has this " i don't mandi n i don't think i ever will" image...
(even if these fingers do an indian album pun ..their fans will still be right beside them...gues it goes wit that "u'll never stand ..or is it walk.... alone" thingi)..say "aah" liverpool fans..
...hehehe

or when i say....ella should've won PJL cause she was the most simplest n original artist that did a kewl show n gotta lurve that LeftHanded dude.....
Rawkstar in white attire somehow gives an odd yet hornykewl combination
....hahahahah

or is honesty the best fallacy...

like when people tell me i'm too obsessed with my life n B L A C K

or that stupid feeling u get when u've done something.....mmmmm....honest...

or that thing people say about me being too weird.........way too weird for anything

mmmmmmmmmm....(aiya)..

gurlzzz n boys...
(n whomever who wonders too much about me till it made me wonder too much about myself)

yes i'm weird....i get lost in the stars..most of the time...
i'm that gurl that can have fun n get all horny...
even if its just a walk thru some favorite stores wit Rm5 in my wallet ....
i'm the one that smiles at u...even if i don't know ure name...or that gurl who gives u way to pay first at the counter..only because u're stuff is just a colgate...n mine......well...a whole carton of cat food....

yes i'm a freak....i'm chickenShit when it comes to clowns....i still eat them chocs that mom keep for ages in the fridge...(i just guess the xpiry date...ehehe...)....
i spread kaya n peanut butter on my wheatBread...(chineseBro taught me this bit)....
.i do laugh till i wanna pee..n boi do i pee really loud...nenek kate its good for digestion system
...heheeh

i'm that gurl who enjoys tomYam till my cheeks go RumRed...n tears just keep rolling ...n rolling...n rolling.....(i always order a box of tissue in advance...heheh)...

i'm that gurl in her dentedKerlise...who singsOut loud wit the radio like its a karaoke jukeBox...n yes wit face xpression....(ahahahahaha)

.i'm also that gurl who watches lame shows like "the next top model"and "the simple life"...which grewUp watching cartoons like jem, thunderCats n not forgetting...
(sing along people)..."transformers!...more the midts the eyes!" (aiya)....
not forgetting that gurl who just flirts with them waiterguys at cofeebean..just for fun....(esp when they ask for my name to label the drinks..hoping they will flirt back..
yeahRight!...hehehhe)

yes i'm a star... a rare one of course....cause i'm that one that shines when no other light is seen....i'm also that one that xtends the xtra hand..even if it takes a million miles....
that one that pulls u up...just when u think noOnes there...that motivator that really KickAss....
i am that one who will buy u dinner and come teman u in u're office.. or when u've got to much work to do...and that frend who lepak wit u at some mamak stall wit loads loads of crap to laugh about till we lose track of time (babes...i miss doin dat lar...heheeh)

at the same time that gurl who just givesUp when it comes to bois..
cause she knows ...when fighting for one.... she wont win him over
(thru that twice..do i need to go thru that...again?...)...
i'm that gurl every guy turns to when in need of a frend...a dear strong to die for frend.....tho she keeps forgetting..that this relationship is nothing more ...n nothing less...than just frends...then she gets confuse n does dumbStupid moves....
ThoinkThoinkThoink (curry is attempting to hit her head n kick her ass at the same time)
. i'll take u're advice noodz..i'll go easy on this bit k....

yes i'm just a gurl....figuring my way thru this so called journey thru life..
picking up people, things, events, xperiences, cries n laughter, shits n craps, lessons and lemmonds..., frends n kitkats along the way .....and havin it all my way....
(n gurls..i don't huv typical in my dic so forgive me for bein different...)

n of course i'm human...i get Hyper,Lost, mad, angry, hungry, horny, lovey....bit of a NortyRomanticGigoloBitch who sleeps alot n clings (real badLy i tell ya...hehhee) to her greenBusyuk bantal....cries at sad songs, hyped over real kewl ones n of course never forget them legendary ones...

hungry for a special person to come her way n swift her off her feet (and of course not literaly tho...i'm kinda heavy...hekhekhekhke)..while makin that organ near her left breast stop beatin for a second.....hehehehhe(so lame...kahakahak)

this is why 32 flavors is so my theme song
(of course beside 1979, moreThanWords n yes KauILhamku......heheheheeh)

just thought i share wit u peeps. (no specific reason why...)
shit i'm hungry

ChEErs!

4.00pm